Also works well as emergency loo roll.
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Geoff Tibballs has written over 150 books, including the
Ripley's Believe It or Not! annuals,
The Mammoth Book of Weird News,
Unbelievable Facts and
The Guinness Book of Oddities. Among his claims to fame are having a rock band named after him by four people he has never met but who thought his name sounded memorable and once following former Liberal Party leader Jo Grimond up the escalator at London St. Pancras station.